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Biff Chiapetterson lays his cap on the table in this Cap and Trade clearing house. The lush growth will allow the wearer surplus carbon credits which can be sold to industries which wish to exceed their pollution allowance as well as offsetting the wearer's own greenhouse emissions. |
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October 4th, 2009 Now that cap and trade has become a reality, individual investors are quickly getting hip to the profit potential it represents. By growing luxuriant caps made of various attractive, carbon-cleaning plants they can not only offset greenhouse gases that they are personally responsible for producing but also make quite a killing selling any unused offsets to power companies, industries and other entities that need to exceed their allowed carbon credits. Far from the increased burden on the economy that has been routinely portrayed by climate change skeptics and their Big Oil allies, Cap and Trade is allowing savvy individuals to realize huge profits by trading their handsome homemade foliage caps and making their headspace a virtual green zone. |
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Some have gotten entirely the wrong idea about cap and trade, like this churlish hoodlum spewing harmful toxins. Note that he also carries an axe to chop down precious trees even as a frightened forest creature looks on. |
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A cap and trade re-education clown instructs children on the evils of toxic emissions and how they can offset the CO2 from their own respiratory cycles. |
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There's no reason individual cap and trade efforts can't be styleesh as is attested to by the helmet cap of this woman. In this way she's working 24/7 to clean harmful CO2 from the atmosphere. |
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Growing and trading luxuriant foliage caps leads to a more luxuriant lifestyle, as this couple clearly demonstrates. |
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