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Disturbing Anomalies Continue to Appear Without Warning |
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January 4th, 2009 - Disturbing anomalies seem to be on the rise according to many first-hand accounts surfacing throughout the world. These are typified by bizarre juxtapositions of objects which appear without warning, often in public settings. The scientific community seems to be at a loss to explain the cause of these abrupt events which have been interrupting the normal course of life with increasing frequency in recent months. Some suggest concentrations of dark matter may be behind these bizarre occurrences, while other theories center around increased sunspot activity or even the establishment of public Wi-Fi networks. The sharp uptick in reports of these anomalies since September of 2008 has lead many to believe that the failure on September 19th of the superconducting bending magnets in the Large Hadron Collider or LHC is the most likely culprit. It is postulated that an unexpected side effect of this was a shower of particles called strangelets which created interdimensional soft spots that in turn are now leaking "unnecessary" material from other realities. This theory doesn't satisfactorily explain the prevalence of bovine-related objects called bovinary debris that characterizes roughly 75% of all anomalies reported to date. |
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Some of the anomalies are quite unfortunate, as you can clearly see from this event which occurred recently in a Lisbon theater. |
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