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Public Flossings Become Commonplace in Britain as NHS Gets Tough on Gingivitis |
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National Health workers floss a house in Lancashire as a way of shaming a family whose dental records indicate that they haven't been flossing. The embarassed family can be seen facing away in the background. |
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April 19th, 2009 Great Britain is dealing a powerful blow to gingivitis, cavities and other dental decay by sending out 'flossing cadres' to confront and educate citizens whose dental hygiene is costing the public dearly. These cadres, composed largely of actors and National Health workers, perform 'public flossings' where homes are given a very thorough going over with a giant yellow rope as well as instructional plays intended to bring home the point that an irresponsible few are causing high tax costs for all. |
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A 'Flossing Cadre' of actors puts on a play about Dental Hygiene. In this scene a citizen who hasn't been flossing regularly is confronted by a dentist. The 'Muse of Gingivitis' clenches her fists upon realising that she has been foiled by the NHS once again. |
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A National Health worker cleans plaque out of some floss after flossing a particularly nasty home on the East End. |
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A mime plays the part of a piece of plaque about to be swept away by dental floss. |
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