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Discovery of Fossilized Euphonium Is Rewriting Evolutionary History

EuphoniumInAmber
September 19th, 2010

A fossilized double belled euphonium was discovered trapped in amber.

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Tuba

Bipedalism is clearly demonstrated in this fossil of valvotrombonus ardi.

Tubum pompousnensis was a feathered blastomorph. This important fossil was created by a factory in discovered in Liaoning province, China. Some believe that these are not feathers at all but represent a new kind of seventy-six valved tuba that appeared about 150 million years ago.

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Like every good evolutionary tree, the tree of Blastomorph evolution shows organisms at the ends of the branches only, this attests to its accuracy. By the way, speaking of blastomorphs, what does the trombonist say when he gets to his gig? "You want fries with that?" What's the difference between a frog driving a car and a trombonist driving a car? The frog may be on his way to a gig.

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