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Scientists Glimpse a Grim Future of Hiked-Up Pants and Highwaters |
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Above - The NFID Near Future Imaging Device Below - Just another day on the job in the future |
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March 8th, 2009 Scientists using the new Near Future Imaging Device or NFID have some grim news regarding what we will all be wearing 3-6 years from now. The NFID works by sampling and storing images from thousands of public video cameras throughout the world. NFID then uses sophisticated algorithms and computer modeling techniques to project images of what life will look like several years in the future. The images that are being generated by this process are troubling indeed. Hiked-Up pants coupled with highwaters seem to be the standard attire. This is providing strong evidence confirming global warming's effects on the climate, as people in the future appear to be reacting to catastrophically rising sea levels by expressing their fear in the form of these excessive fashion statements. |
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A technician views the image of a high-waisted dockworker, c. 2013 on the Near Future Imaging Device. |
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Future fashion takes a turn for the worse due to rising sea levels. |
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Right - a targeting system on the NFID zeroes in on the outlines of a scene many years from now. The resolution controls below the display will be used to bring the image into startling clarity. |
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