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Hubble Space Telescope Discovers "Gravy Train" Galaxy |
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September 13th, 2009 A recent galaxy imaged by the Hubble space telescope is causing quite a stir in other areas of research. Officially designated GTG-17, the so-called "Gravy Train Galaxy" holds out the promise of endless research grant funding to yet another scientific theory which won't ever be required to produce any hard evidence to substantiate it's claims. What we're talking about here of course is the multi-verse collision or Ekpyrotic Universe theory, which is the idea that our universe was created in a collision of two parallel membranes that evolved in five-dimensional space. Now that that is clear to everyone, suffice it to say that no one in their right mind ever expects to find any conclusive evidence of this. Consequently it has all the hallmarks of the perfect gravy train research project of ekpyrotic proportions. Ekpyrotic means "disastrous conflagration" and that's a good picture of the tax dollars of various nations that will utlimately be consumed in this fire. Recent research efforts like Anthropogenic Global Warming, the search for Dark Matter and Astrobiology won't hold a candle to this conflagration, and that is why researchers are so excited about this bold new theory. Of course, the other reason for all the excitement is that multiverse theories are a convenient way to try to explain away the fact that the universe we live in seems uniquely designed for human habitation. Oh, did I use the word design? WELL EXCUSE ME!!! |
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AGW-22 or Anthropogenic Global Warming 22 is the insatiable black hole imaged by Hubble that has managed to suck in more tax dollars for no good reason than any other research effort in history. |
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Here we see dark matter appear in the upper right-hand corner of this Hubble image of the Large Magellanic Cloud. |
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The Hubble Space Telescope discovery of galaxy PE-42 also caused quite a great deal of excitement in the astrobiology community. |
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