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Scientists Begin Probing Just Exactly What is Sick and Wrong on So Many Levels |
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Transponders placed in dimension n track the probe's progress. |
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The SAW probe is capable of negotiating bee space. |
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June 14th, 2009 After some early setbacks, scientists are again endeavoring to probe just exactly what is sick and wrong on so many levels. Using the newly upgraded SAWON Multi-level probe there is hope that this time they will not experience the same equipment breakdowns that plagued the first attempt. "We had teething problems the first go 'round, this is certainly true" , said Biff Dipsypo of the Multi-level SAW Center. "Things went along fine through the first few levels of what appeared to be mostly soft barneium deposits. Then we hit a layer of something really tough that started tearing up the main n-dimension cutting flange." So it was back to the drawing board for the team, bringing with them the crucial core samples that would enable them to determine just exactly what they had encountered. "We should have guessed that something like this would happen" , sez Biff, "what we had hit there was a thick layer of teletubium, with a consistency kinda like hard licorice, it just ruined the probe to the point that the ventral hasps finally gave way." Now with a redesigned and greatly strengthened main flange they hope to push through the first somewhat predictable layers and get down to something truly disgusting. The world waits and wonders. |
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A tough teletubium matrix stopped the first probe before it could find anything of interest to the science of cultural disturbances. |
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