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New Elections Promise to Retain both Respect and Relevance for United Nations

June 13th, 2010

Following closely on the heels of the recent election of Iran to the Commission on the Status of Women, the U.N. has continued a bold new course to insure that it will retain it's prestigious position as the most relevant and forward looking political force in the world today.

Here are just a few examples of recent election results guaranteed to foster a renewed respect for the boldness and vision of the U.N.

Iran
Greece

Greece - World Bank and International Monetary Fund.

Somalia

Somalia - U.N. Commission on Safety and Security.

NorthKorea

North Korea - Hunger Relief also U.N. Office of Economic Development

Turkey - U.N. Commission for Securing International Borders by Sending Flotillas of Ships Full Of Missiles Covered Up With Teddy Bears to Other Nations.

Turkey

In addition to the changes enummerated above the U.N. has also taken another bold move in procuring and distributing new equipment to all voting members.

This advanced technology, first introduced at the Climate Change convention, is designed to enhance the productivity of future U.N. sessions.

UNEquipment

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